Tuesday, 29 April 2025

Team meeting 2003 (another one where he remembers things from a long time ago)

'Guys it's a lovely sunny afternoon
let's have our team meeting in the pub'
she was the coolest boss sorry supervisor
ever in many people's opinions mainly her own

So the five of us traipsed up the road
some more jauntlier (check
later) than others, and then she
announced we need to set quarterly goals
    and write a mission statement
    to share on the intranet
    after which we could
    have a proper drink

We're the only people in the pub as
the hairy fellow behind the bar cranks up
the music, which Lee recognises (of course
he does rolls eyes) as the recently released
    15 minute epic Babe, I'm on Fire
    by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

It's relentless and gets louder and louder
until our leader cracks
WHAT IS THIS SHIT! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK!
storms over to the barman and demands
that he ends this torment

Lee is sniggering like Muttley, so
unprofessional, while it appears
two of his teammates have tears in
their eyes. Jeremy is furrowed of brow
focussing on the precise wording of the
mission statement, because someone has to

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