Wednesday, 2 April 2025

Hiring a Jackal

My funds are limitless, my patience is thin
and I'm looking for a jackal

Key requirements: must be
an unparalleled killing machine, must
possess a wide array of inconspicuous
disguises and a custom-made sniper rifle

Key characteristics: elusive, ruthless,
cunning, equally happy working alone
or as part of a team

Be like the Egyptian god Anubis
god of the underworld with the head of a you-know-what
who weighed your soul and
prepared you for the afterlife

Not here to guard the chicken coop
but to rain down ruin and desolation
no cauliflower henchman
dishing out back alley thuggery

We're talking a high-stakes job
minimal chaos, multiple identities
no regrets coyote, and no remorse
from the jackal

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